Sometimes I cry because I see so much beauty in the world and sometimes I cry because I can’t see any at all.
In the span of one sleepless night I have created more realities than you will ever dream
Looking at our old conversations
Thank god that ended
but it makes me smile
knowing that there are so many
that skype crashes every time it tries to load all
knowing that she won’t have the same effect
and that I had more of you
than she ever will
it’s childish and it’s pointless
but it’s true
wait
are you telling me its candy
with a fuckingtoy inside?!
Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?
WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!
AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KINDER EGGS????????
I literally haven’t had a Kinder egg in just over twenty years. I can still remember how they taste…
we had wonder balls :(
this will always be my favorite part of canada… so delicious
I don’t know how the rumor started that we don’t have Kinder eggs in America but I most definitely had them as a child. You just have to find a good Euro store to buy them at.
(Source: iraffiruse, via everyscarismemory)


